{"product_id":"pumpkin-objection-body-frosting","title":"Pumpkin Objection Body Frosting","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eBecause your skin deserves to be as cozy as your sweaters — and as assertive as your objections.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePumpkin Objection Body Frosting is a rich, whipped body butter that melts into your skin like a warm pumpkin spice latte — with a side of legal authority. It opens with a heavy, warm cinnamon spice that commands attention, moves into a rich, buttery pumpkin heart that's creamy and indulgent, and settles on a sweet creaminess that lingers like a well-filed objection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFragrance Notes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ds-scroll-area ds-scroll-area--show-on-focus-within ds-scroll-area--enabled _1210dd7 c03cafe9\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ds-scroll-area__gutters\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ds-scroll-area__horizontal-gutter\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ds-scroll-area__vertical-gutter\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eNote Layer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eScent Description\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eTop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHeavy, warm cinnamon spice — bold, spicy, inviting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHeart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eRich, buttery pumpkin — creamy, cozy, indulgent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eBase\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSweet creaminess — smooth, soft, lingering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for daily hydration, post-shower indulgence, or anytime you need to file an objection — and remind someone you're right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhy you'll love it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eCozy, spicy, creamy gourmand scent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— heavy cinnamon spice, buttery pumpkin, and sweet creaminess\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eRich, whipped texture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— melts into skin like buttercream frosting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eDeep hydration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— locks in moisture without the greasy feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eNourishing ingredients\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— sweet almond oil, vitamin E, and aloe vera to soften and protect\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eLeaves skin soft, smooth, and deliciously scented\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— the scent lingers longer than most apologies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for fall and winter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— the ultimate cozy comfort scent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e•\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eNaturally matures over time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e— vanillin content may darken the product slightly, which means it's getting stronger and sweeter, not going bad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eHow to use:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eScoop a generous amount. Massage into clean, dry skin. Focus on rough areas — elbows, knees, heels — and anywhere else you want to feel soft and smell sweet. Use daily for best results. Complain as needed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWater, Glycerin, Sweet Almond Kernel Oil, Stearic Acid, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Dimethicone, Glyceryl Stearate SE, PEG-100 Stearate, Polysorbate 60, Vitamin E Acetate, Aloe Vera Leaf Extract, Triethanolamine, BHT, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Hexylene Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eFine print:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFor external use only. May cause coziness, sweetness, and the sudden urge to file an objection. No pumpkins were harmed in the making of this product. Several objections were overruled.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e\"Cozy. Spicy. Legally overruled.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gourmand Grievances CO","offers":[{"title":"10.5oz","offer_id":47844056596629,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0790\/6007\/4645\/files\/pumpkin-objection-cinnamon-spice-pumpkin-body-frosting.png?v=1787788675","url":"https:\/\/gourmandgrievancesco.com\/products\/pumpkin-objection-body-frosting","provider":"Gourmand Grievances CO","version":"1.0","type":"link"}