Sugar & Testimony Body Frosting
Sugar & Testimony Body Frosting
Sugar & Testimony Body Frosting
Because your skin deserves to be as sweet as your victories — and as official as your testimony.
Sugar & Testimony Body Frosting is a rich, whipped body butter that melts into your skin like a cloud of fluffy, fruity sweetness — with a side of pending litigation. Infused with marshmallow, strawberry, and orange at the top; whipped cream, vanilla, floral notes, and coconut at the heart; and sugar, cotton candy, musk, and raspberry at the base — this scent wraps you in a creamy, fruity, legally binding embrace that lingers longer than most apologies.
Fragrance Notes:
| Note Layer | Scent Description |
|---|---|
| Top | Marshmallow, strawberry, orange — fluffy, fruity, citrusy, bright |
| Heart | Whipped cream, vanilla, floral notes, coconut — creamy, sweet, floral, tropical |
| Base | Sugar, cotton candy, musk, raspberry — sweet, airy, musky, tart, lingering |
Perfect for daily hydration, post-shower indulgence, or anytime you need to remind someone you're right — and you smell incredible doing it.
Why you'll love it:
• Fluffy, fruity, creamy gourmand scent — marshmallow, strawberry, orange, vanilla, coconut, cotton candy, and raspberry
• Rich, whipped texture — melts into skin like buttercream frosting
• Deep hydration — locks in moisture without the greasy feel
• Nourishing ingredients — sweet almond oil, vitamin E, and aloe vera to soften and protect
• Leaves skin soft, smooth, and deliciously scented — the scent lasts longer than most apologies
• Naturally matures over time — vanillin content may darken the product slightly, which means it's getting stronger and sweeter, not going bad
How to use:
Scoop a generous amount. Massage into clean, dry skin. Focus on rough areas — elbows, knees, heels — and anywhere else you want to feel soft and smell sweet. Use daily for best results. Complain as needed.
Ingredients:
Water, Glycerin, Sweet Almond Kernel Oil, Stearic Acid, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Dimethicone, Glyceryl Stearate SE, PEG-100 Stearate, Polysorbate 60, Vitamin E Acetate, Aloe Vera Leaf Extract, Triethanolamine, BHT, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Hexylene Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin
Fine print: For external use only. May cause soft skin, sweet scent, and the sudden urge to file a motion. No testimonies were harmed in the making of this product. Several were overruled.
"Sweet. Official. Legally binding."