Gourmand Grievances Co. was born in the bake aisle of a grocery store after a cashier had the audacity to say "ma'am" twice in one sentence.
We blend the sweetest notes of vanilla, spun sugar, burnt caramel, and toasted marshmallow — then lace them with the unmistakable aroma of a strongly worded email.
Our perfumes are for the woman who wants to smell delicious and intimidating. For the bride who asks for cake samples at three different bakeries. For the friend who says "no frosting on mine" and means it.
Every bottle includes a tiny card: "Objection overruled. You smell amazing."
Satisfaction not guaranteed. But your right to complain about it? Absolutely.
— Catherine "K" Reynolds, Founder & Chief Grievance Officer (Not a real lawyer. Just petty.)