Candy & Citations Body Glaze
Candy & Citations Body Glaze
Because your skin deserves to be as sweet as your memories — and as sharp as your citations.
Candy & Citations Body Glaze is a silky, lightweight dry oil that glides onto your skin like liquid nostalgia — leaving a subtle, dewy glow and a trail of sweet, buttery, candy-like goodness. Infused with candy corn, sugar, butter, and vanilla, this scent wraps you in a warm, nostalgic, legally filed embrace that lingers longer than most objections.
Fragrance Notes:
| Note | Scent Description |
|---|---|
| Candy Corn | Sweet, buttery, vanilla-like, nostalgic |
| Sugar | Sweet, indulgent, addictive |
| Butter | Rich, creamy, smooth |
| Vanilla | Warm, creamy, sweet, familiar |
Perfect for daily hydration, post-shower indulgence, or anytime you need to remind someone you're right — and you smell incredible doing it.
Why you'll love it:
• Sweet, nostalgic, buttery gourmand scent — candy corn, sugar, butter, and vanilla
• Silky, lightweight formula — absorbs instantly without the greasy feel
• Leaves a subtle, dewy glow — skin looks radiant and healthy
• Nourishing oil blend — packed with antioxidants and essential fatty acids to soften and protect
• Layers beautifully — pair with Candy & Citations Extrait or Body Mist for extended wear
• Naturally matures over time — vanillin content may darken the product slightly, which means it's getting stronger and sweeter, not going bad
How to use:
Apply to damp or dry skin after showering. Massage gently until absorbed. Focus on rough areas — elbows, knees, heels — and anywhere else you want to glow. Use daily for best results. Complain as needed.
Ingredients:
Cyclopentasiloxane, Isopropyl Palmitate, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Castor Seed Oil, Grape Seed Oil, Olive Fruit Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Argan Kernel Oil, Virgin Macadamia Nut Seed Oil, Jojoba Seed Oil, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Trisiloxane, Rice Bran Extract, Rosemary Leaf Extract, Sunflower Extract, Tocopherol
Fine print: For external use only. May cause cravings, nostalgia, and the sudden urge to file a motion. No candy corn was harmed in the making of this product. Several citations were issued.
"Sweet. Nostalgic. Legally final."