Sugar & Settle Body Glaze
Sugar & Settle Body Glaze
Sugar & Settle Body Glaze
Because your skin deserves to be as sweet as your victories — and as final as your settlements.
Sugar & Settle Body Glaze is a silky, lightweight dry oil that glides onto your skin like liquid indulgence — leaving a subtle, dewy glow and a trail of sweet, caramelized, legally final goodness. Infused with cotton candy, burnt caramel, legal fees, and a hint of regret, this scent wraps you in a sticky, sweet, legally binding embrace that lingers longer than most apologies.
Fragrance Notes:
| Note Layer | Scent Description |
|---|---|
| Top | Cotton candy — light, airy, sweet |
| Heart | Burnt caramel — rich, deep, caramelized |
| Base | Legal fees, regret — sharp, lingering, legally binding |
Perfect for daily hydration, post-shower indulgence, or anytime you need to remind someone you're right — and you smell incredible doing it.
Why you'll love it:
• Sweet, caramelized, legally assertive gourmand scent — cotton candy, burnt caramel, legal fees, and a hint of regret
• Silky, lightweight formula — absorbs instantly without the greasy feel
• Leaves a subtle, dewy glow — skin looks radiant and healthy
• Nourishing oil blend — packed with antioxidants and essential fatty acids to soften and protect
• Layers beautifully — pair with Sugar & Settle Extrait or Body Mist for extended wear
• Naturally matures over time — vanillin content may darken the product slightly, which means it's getting stronger and sweeter, not going bad
How to use:
Apply to damp or dry skin after showering. Massage gently until absorbed. Focus on rough areas — elbows, knees, heels — and anywhere else you want to glow. Use daily for best results. Complain as needed.
Ingredients:
Cyclopentasiloxane, Isopropyl Palmitate, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Castor Seed Oil, Grape Seed Oil, Olive Fruit Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Argan Kernel Oil, Virgin Macadamia Nut Seed Oil, Jojoba Seed Oil, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Trisiloxane, Rice Bran Extract, Rosemary Leaf Extract, Sunflower Extract, Tocopherol
Fine print: For external use only. May cause softness, sweetness, and the sudden urge to file a motion. No regrets were harmed in the making of this product. Several settlements were reached.
"Sweet enough to tempt. Legal enough to end it."