Pumpkin Objection Body Frosting
Pumpkin Objection Body Frosting
Because your skin deserves to be as cozy as your sweaters — and as assertive as your objections.
Pumpkin Objection Body Frosting is a rich, whipped body butter that melts into your skin like a warm pumpkin spice latte — with a side of legal authority. It opens with a heavy, warm cinnamon spice that commands attention, moves into a rich, buttery pumpkin heart that's creamy and indulgent, and settles on a sweet creaminess that lingers like a well-filed objection.
Fragrance Notes:
| Note Layer | Scent Description |
|---|---|
| Top | Heavy, warm cinnamon spice — bold, spicy, inviting |
| Heart | Rich, buttery pumpkin — creamy, cozy, indulgent |
| Base | Sweet creaminess — smooth, soft, lingering |
Perfect for daily hydration, post-shower indulgence, or anytime you need to file an objection — and remind someone you're right.
Why you'll love it:
• Cozy, spicy, creamy gourmand scent — heavy cinnamon spice, buttery pumpkin, and sweet creaminess
• Rich, whipped texture — melts into skin like buttercream frosting
• Deep hydration — locks in moisture without the greasy feel
• Nourishing ingredients — sweet almond oil, vitamin E, and aloe vera to soften and protect
• Leaves skin soft, smooth, and deliciously scented — the scent lingers longer than most apologies
• Perfect for fall and winter — the ultimate cozy comfort scent
• Naturally matures over time — vanillin content may darken the product slightly, which means it's getting stronger and sweeter, not going bad
How to use:
Scoop a generous amount. Massage into clean, dry skin. Focus on rough areas — elbows, knees, heels — and anywhere else you want to feel soft and smell sweet. Use daily for best results. Complain as needed.
Ingredients:
Water, Glycerin, Sweet Almond Kernel Oil, Stearic Acid, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Dimethicone, Glyceryl Stearate SE, PEG-100 Stearate, Polysorbate 60, Vitamin E Acetate, Aloe Vera Leaf Extract, Triethanolamine, BHT, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Hexylene Glycol, Ethylhexylglycerin
Fine print: For external use only. May cause coziness, sweetness, and the sudden urge to file an objection. No pumpkins were harmed in the making of this product. Several objections were overruled.
"Cozy. Spicy. Legally overruled."