Sprinkle of Scorn Body Glaze
Sprinkle of Scorn Body Glaze
Sprinkle of Scorn Body Glaze
Because your skin deserves to be as cute as your sprinkles — and as sharp as your fine print.
Sprinkle of Scorn Body Glaze is a silky, lightweight dry oil that glides onto your skin like liquid playfulness — leaving a subtle, dewy glow and a trail of sweet, contemptuous goodness. Infused with rainbow sprinkles, vanilla cake, buttercream, and a hint of fine print, this scent wraps you in a cute, sweet, legally binding embrace that lingers longer than most apologies.
Fragrance Notes:
| Note Layer | Scent Description |
|---|---|
| Top | Rainbow sprinkles, vanilla cake — sweet, playful, baked |
| Heart | Buttercream, contempt — creamy, indulgent, sharp |
| Base | Fine print — lingering, legally binding, quietly assertive |
Perfect for daily hydration, post-shower indulgence, or anytime you need to remind someone you're right — and you smell incredible doing it.
Why you'll love it:
• Playful, sweet, contemptuous gourmand scent — rainbow sprinkles, vanilla cake, buttercream, and a hint of fine print
• Silky, lightweight formula — absorbs instantly without the greasy feel
• Leaves a subtle, dewy glow — skin looks radiant and healthy
• Nourishing oil blend — packed with antioxidants and essential fatty acids to soften and protect
• Layers beautifully — pair with Sprinkle of Scorn Extrait or Body Mist for extended wear
• Naturally matures over time — vanillin content may darken the product slightly, which means it's getting stronger and sweeter, not going bad
How to use:
Apply to damp or dry skin after showering. Massage gently until absorbed. Focus on rough areas — elbows, knees, heels — and anywhere else you want to glow. Use daily for best results. Complain as needed.
Ingredients:
Cyclopentasiloxane, Isopropyl Palmitate, Caprylic/Capric Triglycerides, Castor Seed Oil, Grape Seed Oil, Olive Fruit Oil, Meadowfoam Seed Oil, Argan Kernel Oil, Virgin Macadamia Nut Seed Oil, Jojoba Seed Oil, Dimethicone, Dimethiconol, Trisiloxane, Rice Bran Extract, Rosemary Leaf Extract, Sunflower Extract, Tocopherol
Fine print: For external use only. May cause softness, sweetness, and the sudden urge to file a motion. No sprinkles were harmed in the making of this product. Several fine print clauses were enforced.
"Cute until you read the fine print."